sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

(via disadvantageous)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via freaksandlights)

(via disadvantageous)

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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(via freaksandlights)

trolltina:

me as a parent

(via freaksandlights)

(via fueledbymemories)

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

(via parisianair)

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

(via freaksandlights)

danieljlayton:

frykent:

You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that

I can only assume they made this cake almost immediately after the event took place. It’s the ONLY excuse for such shoddy icing.

(via elladoll)

possessed-night-guard:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)

(via bagginspantry)